kingcheddarxvii:

Detective: what do we got
Officer: looks like a classic phone fumble. guy dropped his phone right on his face like a jackass. died instantly

allkitties247:

I discovered tonight that Lexie is fond of shadow puppets. Not only is she frickin adorable but she’s also easily entertained. http://ift.tt/1B6G0NT

allkitties247:

I discovered tonight that Lexie is fond of shadow puppets. Not only is she frickin adorable but she’s also easily entertained. http://ift.tt/1B6G0NT

bulletbutt:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

me: look at all these games i have that i could have finished by now, i should play them and see them through to the end

me: *starts playing the mass effect series for the third time*

shotakingkurage:

sometimes i wanna rp but i know im just gunna be like
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skypillar:

chicken-buddha:

nentindo:

why does every single fucking person in the orginization xii have an x in their name

Because Xemnas is a dA user who thinks recoloring people who existed before, and putting “x” in the name, is cool.

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sptd:

hoshaway:

monetizeyourcat:

confirmed

what is this animal

confirmed

sptd:

hoshaway:

monetizeyourcat:

confirmed

what is this animal

confirmed

yuki-menoko:

When the Pokemart doesn’t have the strongest potions

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Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)

rodorora:

araki has been writing jojo for 26 years and he still doesn’t know how to draw a dog

rodorora:

araki has been writing jojo for 26 years and he still doesn’t know how to draw a dog

flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”