OKAY WOW BEING NEGATIVE OVER 70 DOLLARS IN MY ACCOUNT ISN’T HELPING WITH MY CRAMPS EITHER HEY DOES ANYONE WANNA HELP ME BY BUYING COMMISIONS FROM ME??? OR TAROT CARD READINGS???? I WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO EAT THIS COMING WEEK AND NOT OWE MY BANK MORE MONEY FOR NOT HAVING MONEY WHICH IS SOME BULLSHIT

ANY HELP IS APPRECIATED

so i dunno if it was the alcohol i had last night or how much stressing i’ve been doing that’s been making my cramps worse but blegh

maybe just to be safe no more drinking while on my period

damedonger:

damedonger:

MY SIM FUCKED HER ELDER BOYFRIEND TWICE IN A ROW AND HE PROMPTLY DIED

now my sim got this moodlet

harsh

damedonger:

damedonger:

MY SIM FUCKED HER ELDER BOYFRIEND TWICE IN A ROW AND HE PROMPTLY DIED

now my sim got this moodlet

harsh

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

fastpacedfreefall:

ave-aria:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with…

catbountry:

catbomb:

kayinnasaki:

I want to meet this dog

he’s overflowing with charisma

I love every single artistic rendering of this very cool but very illegal dog.

catbountry:

catbomb:

kayinnasaki:

I want to meet this dog

imagehe’s overflowing with charisma

I love every single artistic rendering of this very cool but very illegal dog.

Juri from Yu Yu Hakusho

stjarnskrik:

Paula 

weeping-who-girl:

Matt & David on Chris Hardwick’s Comic Con Blunder (x)

requested by tennanttardistime

Bonus Chris Hardwick in costume:

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transfriendly jobs

babybutta:

equiuszahhak:

 i’ve been doing research about jobs/companies that are accepting of trans and the like since i’m going job hunting again next month, and i found this list, which lists trans-friendly businesses. it links to this page, a directory for employers.

tagging so people can see it, i figured this might come in handy for some people!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

saccharinesylph:

tribute27:

I saw a couple ppl say ‘why is Kanaya cleaning Rose’s room. why is she being stereotyped as a mom’ and i think they forget

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Just think of Kanaya, so very very carefully using that giant cursor to pick up one tiny dice… Kanaya you precious gem