tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

thefrogman:

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pugsequalsdrugs:

Wee ozzwald… @annie_mcx

pugsequalsdrugs:

Wee ozzwald… @annie_mcx

Fairy Pools, Isle of Skye- Western Scotland

Since you’ll eventually become witches, you should be called magical girls.

madamparadox:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

This is the company I bought my purple lipstick from and it is WONDERFUL!

creamforcheese:

tfw you make a hexafusion with all of ur husbands 

this is a bizarre ass fusion between hanamura yousuke from p4, frederick from fe: awakening, and ira gamagoori from klk yeya this was super fun to do! I was kinda lazy with coloring so they’re mostly sketches hhhhhh 

g OD I HAVE A THING FOR LOYAL AF DUDES CAN YOU TELL 

thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

saccharinescorpion:

pedipalpitations:

gonna be straight with all of you: the biggest failure of Homestuck is that this sprite didn’t make it into Seer: Descend and therefore did not produce a fandom trend of Rose pinching John’s cheeks. terrible.

everyone needs to reblog this post until it is big enough to crush tumblr

saccharinescorpion:

pedipalpitations:

gonna be straight with all of you: the biggest failure of Homestuck is that this sprite didn’t make it into Seer: Descend and therefore did not produce a fandom trend of Rose pinching John’s cheeks. terrible.

everyone needs to reblog this post until it is big enough to crush tumblr

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill

tiny snake friend

beawilderment:

he’s making it hop

this is the only thing I care about

                                             32Y

rienlen:

[102] Space (birdish) Friend

rienlen:

[102] Space (birdish) Friend

pugsequalsdrugs:

@pugversace

pugsequalsdrugs:

@pugversace